Haven't been up in dis biz for a while now. Not since everyone fucked off of Mindsay. I guess that was totally high school. And I ain't play that game no mo!!
So i'm sitting in Brazil. Generally missing sharing my thoughts that I know MILLIONS of people are waiting to read. Calma, gente. But pretty much after I saw my friend Katherine look at one of her hipster friends blogs, I was like " whoa, people still do these. HIP people. I'm totally down. Where's my green peace coffee?? And my Tolstoy?" so I decided to start one up again.
World, I am currently sitting in Brazil. Living, doing, and eating like a fucking horse. What it is I eat, I have no idea. Just mountains of food find themselves in my belly. But thankfully the hills I walk up and down everyday wear off that shit and/or move it to my ass. Tevz, I'm down for a Brazilian ass. Probably will be the best thing that ever happened to me.
So living in Brazil is rad. I'm meeting a lot of genuinely nice folk. The people here are amazing, and so nice and actually interested in your life. Not like the busy busy not-really-busy-pretentious-douche-purses-"I'm-in-Carlson"-I'll-have-a-shitty-entry-level-job-like-the-rest-of-you-but-will-never-admit-to-it-or-tell-anyone-and-act-superior-only-to-heal-my-own-wounds-because-my-dad-never-loved-me-and-I-haven't-had-a-boner-since-I-was-12 I encountered on an hourly basis in the good ol' US of A. Don't get me wrong, I love my home country but we are a bunch of fucks sometimes.
And as if my worldly adventures weren't being satisfied enough, I am going to India next fall, hopefully, with my best pal in the whole world Abby. Fires in the desert in the middle of the night, singing, watching the camel we rode there on... I can't imagine anything cooler. Maybe studying abroad interplanetarily, but until that happens, India will rock my nips. hard. Plus learning Hindi will be, like, a total shocker in topics of conversations.
"Why yes, I do know Spanish and Portuguese..."
"How interesting I kno--"
"And Hindi."
"Shit girl, here's 5 dollars."
(devilish grin)
I bought the 4th (and final, nerd gasp) Twilight book Breaking Dawn. Shit. I haven't cracked it open yet but when I smell those freshly freed pages I can't help but exclaim with joy "VAMPIRES LIVE!! VIVA VAMPIROS" until I get one of the many strange glances from a native here, or my friend Katherine, and walk away silently, but smiling at the ground because they'll never know the joys of Edward! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!! VIVA MAGICO!!!!
até mais, your fave young adult novel loving apprentice wizard girl,
KTB
