A hidden art form

So my summer has basically consisted in smoking a lot of weed and buying slushees (I only work one day a week, what's a girl to do, really). It's the latter I feel I need to praise.

The slushee, or more capitally known as the ICEE, is a highly understated beverage/treat. (you can read more about them here :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slushee)

Whenever I am with slushee, 10's of people will compliment me on my superb taste. I normally go with the mix, and depending on the location, SuperAmerica, Holiday (gas stations in general) or Movie theaters. Although the movie theater slushees tend to be high dollar, normally at a flat rate of 3.99 or above. That's why whenever I crave a slushee, I make sure I am not at a movie and close to a gas station, where they range from 88 cents to 1.89, depending upon the size.

Slushee tip: I've found that sharing with a friend increases pleasure factor by 25%. But you must get a 'large', setting you both back about 90 cents, in order to avoid quarrels about who had the most.

I've found a general consensus amongst slushee drinkers, and it is that we do NOT say the actual names of the flavors. This makes you look like a complete idiot:

MAN 1: "Hey man. Oh shit, is that a slushee? What kind?"

MAN 2: "Blue-raspberry and Cherry."

*M1 punches M2 in the face, steals his slushee and wallet and runs.

You MUST categorize and label your slushee flavors as colors. Red and Blue, Yellow and Green, this is how you successfully integrate yourself into the elites.

you're welcome-

K